http://www.rbr.com/ ©2007 Spoonlabs d.o.o. Vivvo CMS 4.1 2012-02-11T20:41:12-06:00 http://www.rbr.com/media-news/12064.html 2009-01-02T09:12:00-06:00 2009-01-02T09:12:00-06:00 Carl Marcucci Seventy-seven percent of Americans believe that the U.S. media is making the economic situation worse by projecting fear into people's minds.The majority of those surveyed http://www.rbr.com/media-news/12064.html 2009-01-06T06:01:01-06:00 2009-01-06T06:01:01-06:00 White Wolf A recent Martian study claims that 95% of the American populace can be blamed for the current economic crisis. Gsnork (the leading evolutionary scientist on the Red Planet and one of the many contributors to the study) says that the American Constitution, that half-forgotten piece of paper originally published on hemp, tells the Americans that they have the duty to remove their government if it doesn't serve their interests, by force if necessary. Those sawed-off shotguns are not there to just shoot pesky squirrels, after all. Shoot those who supported that idiotic bailout. Shoot those who support the Federal Reserve. Gsnork also said that he doubts the Earthlings will listen to him. His flying saucer isn't even welcome anymore at Area 51. In a hushed voice, Gsnork added that he now lands in Ron Paul's front garden if he wishes to visit America, and is sorry to have scorched the roses beyond repair. http://www.rbr.com/media-news/12064.html 2009-01-06T06:06:23-06:00 2009-01-06T06:06:23-06:00 White Wolf In reply, the White House issued a statement that the US Constitution says no such thing and wasn't that the Bill of Rights? The Martians temporarily stopped digging canals to ponder that. Problem is that no one believes a word what the White House says, not even the White House itself, so more canals were dug soon after all this confusion.