Final pitch

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Television pitchman Billy Mays was found dead early yesterday morning at age 50. The cause is unknown pending an autopsy scheduled for later today. The ubiquitous ad man was friendly, sincere – he claimed he wouldn’t sell anything he didn’t use personally – and loud, bringing to television techniques he honed on the Atlantic City boardwalk and at state fairs and similar venues. Our deepest condolences to friends and family.