Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich (D) was on his way to Costa Rica to participate in a new reality program called “I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here,” when a judge essentially yanked him back into the States with a vaudevillian cat-aborting cane to the neck. Dennis Hof wonders if he can use the Guv in his Bunny Ranch, based stateside in Nevada, generating footage which may find its way to HBO.
Hof said, “I am offering Rod an apprenticeship position, in which he would assist with hiring ladies in addition to facilitating with training and proper disciplinary action.” And he’ll have to be on his toes. According to a press release describing the offer, “Rod’s willpower would be challenged daily by the ladies as they bribe him to acquire finer rooms or better working hours and days off. In lieu of Rod’s work throughout the apprenticeship Dennis Hof will pay him a handsome amount of money.”
Whatever happens may become a running part of HBO’s “Cathouse” series.
Hof claims he’s been in touch with Blagojevich’s publicity manager and that thus far the offer is being taken seriously.
RBR/TVBR observation: Which perhaps explains why it was always so difficult to take Blagojevich seriously…